Monster Mash

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
When my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
The monster mash
It’s called the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle eaves
And the master bedroom where the vampire sleeps
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrode

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
The monster mash
It’s called the monster mash
The zombies were having fun, yeah
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his little baby boy

The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, ‘The Beach Boy Five’

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
The monster mash
It’s called the monster mash

Mmm, what lucky girl in the audience
Would care to dance with Igor?
The monster mash is so good
Mash
Ah-ha-ha-h

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